The Wolf of Wall Street. Leonardo who? The argument over celebration of excess versus social commentary may lose me an Oscar!
Alan Watts. Alan Watts who? Alan Watts up with this obscure philosopher weaseling his way into my relationship? American Hustle.
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Little old lady. Little old lady who? Did you teach that to your son — oooh, wait, sorry, sore subject. Dallas Buyers Club. McConaughey who? Annie body home? Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Why do vampires seem sick all the time?
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How can you make a tissue dance? Which hand is it better to write with? What animal can you always find at a baseball game? Knock, knock. Boo who?
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Lettuce who? Brittany T I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. Janene S Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? Because of all the sand which is there! Krunal P What did the right eye say to the left eye? Honestly, between you and me something smells.
He ties himself in a bow, cuts off his ends to look all pretty, and struts back into the bar. P How does Lady Gaga like her steak? Still no bloody eye deer. One of the guys I meet is Jurgen. No, what stands out, is the enormous tattoo that he has written across his torso, over his belly. Five letters. One word. Does it represent his social commentary on the state of the world? Is it a pet name? And the longer we sit there drinking, the more determined I am to work it out. So eventually, after a lot of beers, I pipe up the question. Does it have some kind of symbolic or deeper meaning?
Kayleigh M A man goes to the zoo. It was a Shih Tzu. Ginny F If Bert Newton was a butcher…how would he introduce his wife?
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Then it dawned on me. Ryan A Why does a Chicken Coop only have two doors? Jacqueline P. Henry H Why should you wear glasses to maths class?
Because it helps with division. Christian M Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course. Ann E Have you heard about the guy who stole the calendar?!
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